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WARNING
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| You comment, while watching a sunset, that the image would be enhanced with 10% more magenta and a higher resolution. | |
| When someone tells you about a great new program and you're very disappointed to find that it's on TV. | |
| If while driving down the street, you are confused by the numbers on the houses - they do not appear to be legitimate WWW addresses. | |
| When you find it easier to dial-up the National Weather Service Weather/your_town/now.html than to simply look out the window. | |
| When you start using phrases like: Hungry.must-eat.food.now@home.com. | |
| If you call in sick because you found a great new WWW site. | |
| If you can type your top 10 favorite Web sites, by heart. | |
| If your fingers quit moving because you've been online for 36 hours. | |
| If your net provider suggests you try a competitor, because you're exceeding 300 hours a month connect time. | |
| If on the way home from work, you use your portable and cellular phone in your car, to reprogram a Tomahawk missile, in flight, and redirect it to take out the joker in the Cadillac who cut you off. | |
| When your desk collapses under the weight of your computer peripherals. | |
| If you try to press Alt-F4 to close your car window. |
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